A growing collection of off-kilter definitions for terms you thought you knew.
Finishing: The last 20% of the project that takes 180% of your time.
Gauge: A very precise measurement that ensures your final project is the wrong size.
Turning a Heel: A futile attempt to turn the object of your affections from a self-absorbed rotter into a grateful lover by giving something of yourself — like a pair of hand-made socks.
Knitting Magazine: A publication designed to inspire you to Not finish your current project by starting another one.
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